caveman.

remember the concerns i once shared about sweet husband and his leftover problem? all concerns vanished when he appeared to take my public plea to heart. from that day on, i have been given no reason to worry. what a relief...until yesterday. he worked all day, when he returned home, he chugged an unusually large amount of water explaining how thirsty he was because the only thing he was able to drink all day long was Half of a bottle of water from someone's car. someone's car?!?!?!?! greg, who's car???? he didn't know. just some car he was working on. Oh. My. Golly. what a caveman of a husband i have! who knows what "treasures" he finds in random strangers' cars? i didn't even consider this option for leftovers that he is faced with nearly every single day. who knows the frequency of these actions? i'm scared to ask. ohhh the germs. he's like a wild beast bringing disease into our home and it. must. stop. i'll have to pack him a lunch and plently of liquids in hopes of taming the beast. i'll do whatever it takes. his defense? "oh, it's fine, i didn't touch my mouth to it!"

ew.