Saturday, October 13, 2012

bitter sweet

it worked!!!!! we got tickets for Taylor On Ellen!!!...that's the sweet part. the bitter part is that Emmy is too young to come. the tickets are for the outdoor concert portion of the show, and they don't want littles out there. bummer. the whole reason we even have tickets is because so many people were kind enough to pass along emmy's taylor loving video and now i can't even bring her along. obviously us grown ups are equally as enthused about taylor as she is, but when taylor goes on tour for her new album...you better believe that sweet emmy girl will be my date! thank you so very much to anyone who helped in any way! we. are. so. excited!!!

Friday, October 12, 2012

Taylor On Ellen

This is a request for some serious assistance. Taylor Swift will be on Ellen. if you e-mail TaylorOnEllen@gmail.com, you have a shot to go to the show to see her perform. I'm trying desperately to get my sweet little Taylor fan, Emmerson there. i feel like the only way is to flood ellen's e-mail and twitter with this video of my precious girl. if you could send a quick e-mail to the address above (with a little note routing for us to be at the Taylor On Ellen show, or simply just the link to the video) we would be forever grateful! Also, if you have twitter, tweet our video link to @TheEllenShow and @taylorswift13 with the hashtag #TaylorOnEllen . Let's get Emmy on Ellen to see Taylor!! share this! tell your friends! Thank you lovely people!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rSVVSEMyU&feature=youtu.be

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

more from emmy's mouth.

all of us driving in the car and Gregory asks Emmerson
G: "hey Em, are you a boy?"
E: "no!!!!"
G: "are you a girl?"
E: "no!"
G: "well than what are you?!?!!"
E: (deeply concerned) "I'm something else! I need a hospital!!!!!"

Emmy puts her sunglasses and a massive bow on Hudson...
E: (laughing hysterically) Look mum! Huds looks ridiculous!!!

while playing with ponies on the floor....
E: "Mum, can you help me make a parade with my ponies just like disneyland?"
Me: "sure!" (and i help her set them up)
E: "Wowwwwww!!! look at that presentation!!!"

driving in the car John Mayer's song Daughters comes on
E: "Mum, you're not a daughter..."
Me: "yes i am! i'm my parents daughter!"
E: (as if I'm dumb as dirt) "Nooooo no. you're not a daughter sweetie pie. don't be silly."


E: "Mum, can it be my turn on the iPad now?"
Me: "yep, just let me finish this email..."
(i hand it to her a couple of minutes later)
E: "ohhh fanks mum! you're a really great sharer! that was a very nice girl. fank you for making me happy!!"

looking through instagram photos with Emmy...
Me: "Look Em! it's your friend...she's crying."
E: (as if she doesn't throw fits on the daily) "yeeaahhhhh...she really needs to settle down."


when she saw my new hair do...
E: "Mum!!! you got a cut!
Me: "yeah! do you like it???"
E: "yeah!!! yous hairs is just like twilight sparkle!!!!"
Me: .....


while watching Katy Perry's California Gurls video, during the part where she is lying nakie in the cotton candy clouds...
E: (in shock, even though she has seen this video countless times) "Mum, are those her BUNS!?!?!?"
Me: "yeahhhhhh, those are her buns...."
E: "she needs to put her big-girl panties on."