-greg attends his sunday school class one sunday as a wee lad. his parents ask him after class how it was. gregory responds saying "well the teacher always picks the girls to do everything and never the boys. she is SO puberty!" ...you mean prejudice?
-at 14 greg was on a ferris wheel with some older girls and they asked him if he was a virgin gregory responds saying "no! i eat meat!"
these next are fairly recent....sad, but true.
-as gregory and some friends sit in a spa one friend speaks of her fingers getting super wrinkled beyond human tendencies. she explains that the same thing happens to her brother. greg then replies "hmm, it must be in your genitals" ....you mean GENES greg? haha
- we were on the computer and some picture popped up of a girl with seriously dimpled skin...greg looks with wide eyes and says "oh man! that girl has SO much glucose!" ...you mean cellulite???
- we were watching tv and a preview for a new keira knightly movie was playing...greg was all "she always does movies where she has to wear a boustrissis" haha oh gregory...those are called corsets!
i love my husband.
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hahahaha. i shared these with andrew. bless his soul. i imagine he was also thinking in the last one a 'bustier' (pronounced 'boo-stee-eh' which also means corset).
haha, thanks for sharing!
yes yes, he fights that too, but thats more of a bra, he was fully talking about the lace up number ladies wore in the good ol days....either way...boustrissis (he pronounced it boost-ra-sis) isnt even a word. funny kid!
i have got to meet this man one day :)
Ha ha! I love it. Scott and i were just looking at some old mish pics and man they nerdy looking missionaries! (kinda cute o dorky with their side-parts) But I had a good laugh. I was just telling Scott we need take a trip next year after he graduates. I was thinking maybe Cali! It would be fun to come see you guys then cruise it up :) Maybe if we all save our pennies we can all go together.
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